Humor Helps, No I am Not Crazy, A Drop of Levity by Roseanne Rosannadana

I Needed Humor to Help with the Grief, to Help Heal, Also, Emilee despised Trump

Written in the voice of Roseanne Rosannadana (Gilda Radner, part of the original Saturday Night Live cast)

“Yes…I think we need bigger cars….and we need to lower emissions on cars…because ….there is NO global swarming…..

and we can trust the car companies to do what is best for us….after all, look at their track record….and they are so self regulating…and we soooo need bigger cars……

And let’s cut funding to NIH and cancer research…because…it is just frivolous….

And also, since there is no global swarming, we can just ignore the illegal irritants at the poles….north and south poles, that is…..

after all, it is the illegal irritants that are messing with the poles….freezing or melting, whatever they are doing….they are all over the place….even the voting poles…

they are illegal irritants and they are verrrrry bad irritants……verrrrry bad……bad hombres…..probably causing all the cancers too!!………nasty, nasty, nasty irritants……so nasty…..

and if anyone remembers ROSEANN ROSANNADANA from the original SNL….she would be proud of me…. May she rest in peace…as she rolls over in her grave….again and again and again……

less emissions controls…..more cancer….and NO global warming…. THHat is how we make America grrrrrrrrrreeeeaaat again….

because who cares if the air is more polluted and full of emissions and the atmosphere is messed up….let the states handle it

because if you stay in an ivory tower….you have your own air to breath….and you never have to deal with illegal irritants anyway…..

and so…. Roseann Roseannadana…..signing off….oh yeah…one more ting……

and I don’t need your stinking health stair either…. Cause I never take the stairs….that’s why they made elevators….stupid….so there……

and NO MUSlins cause they are toooo rough when they rub up against your skin…..so ban all muslins….

this is roseann rosannadana…..how’s that for a piece of my mind…..good night!!!!!!!

I want a big sign on my lawn….STOP the ILLEGAL IRRITANTS….NOW…..get rid of all the irritants and ALLLLLL our problems will be solved….

 

Roseann Roseannadana….for president in 2020…. I don’t care if she is dead…. bring her back…. NOW…

 

reincarnate her into my body….I will cross over…I will be HER…I will trans…..send….her…….Now,,,…..which bathroom do I use??????…guess it depends on which State I am in…..hahahaha.

as Roseann I realize I may off end some one…well Soviet…..what happened to their onion anyway…. I used to like those soviet onions…not the same without them…

and furthermore…. is it Rasputin, or pukin’, or pooooofen, oh oh…it is spoooofin….I got it now…I don’t know why he won’t leave those nice people with the tall Cranes… those…what are they… Huge Cranians….why won’t he leave them alone???? oh well. I better go take my morning pot pill meds before the last ones wear off

(Gilda Radner, aka Roseann R., may you rest in peace, you are forever in my heart, I love you)

Neal Klein
Life After Emilee, on the loss of my wife to pancreatic cancer. I’m not accepting comments right now but please feel free to get in touch via my Contact page.