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Rumor has it that someone was tap…tap….tap… tap… dancing….. at the trump tower and reliable sources who were not authorized to speak with the media, and who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that surveillance tapes captured a clip of ex-president Obama tap dancing in the lobby of Trump Towers.
However, un intelligence agencies were unable to confirm or deny this report. One spokesperson, however, stated that, “ man, that POTUS, I mean EX-POTUS, has rhythm”, following with, “no ethnic stereotype was intended”.
Also, someone heard…tap…tap…tap….tap…on one of the windows of a Trump office …and after first thinking someone was tapping the offices, realized it was just a pidgeon, sitting on a stool….next to a window, where it was listening in.
Rumors that President Trump had some wild and twisted sexual escapades in a Trump owned Russian hotel just can’t seem to be ….condomed…I mean condoned….. I mean condemned…I mean confirmed….. by sources verrry close to the high priced callgirls, allegedly involved.
Seems that they were threatened with urination wet board torture if they spoke out about the urinating and diaper fetish of President Trump.
Seems as if the call girls also possessed advanced talents in……. hacking skills, hacking Trump’s lap….top….while he was otherwise……engaged.
The North Dakota pipeline has been housing 1400 illegal aliens from various distant planets inside the pipeline. They planned on crawling from north Dakota into Canada, while engineers were preoccupied with protesters. The protesters did their best to distract and decoy, to give the aliens time to escape.
Planned parenthood was dealt a harsh blow when its federal funding was…uhhh… pulled out, uh.. so to speak.
Seems the government thinks that the withdrawal method is effective enough and they no longer believe that educating the vulnerable populations about safe sex has any value to society and is costing too much money, and causing a condom shortage nationwide.
Roseanna, did you have something to say?
Yes…..Cats returns….I still can’t figure out why everyone is having such a cow over somebody not returning the cats….I mean…..if he wants to keep his cats, let him keep his cats….there’s too many homeless cats as it is… I say….let him keep his cats……………….Thank you, Roseanna
And finally, after a call for suggestions as to what to name the Trump Towers so as not to use the name Trump, one of the finalists being considered ………is the Sump Pump Towers…. As it seems to aptly describe most of the effluence emanating from the structure.
And that’s a rap…. Or in this case ….an Al Jarreau…..scat….. does anyone wanna go waltzin’ in the garden…does anyone wanna go dance up on the roof……..shooby doop doo doo….she bop de boop….partay……..
Neal Klein
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